TATTLE'S WEEK in review and a bunch of items we missed:

Friday

You know what Eva Longoria was desperate for? More education. The "Housewives" star got her master's degree this week from Cal State Northridge. More impressive? She actually went to class.

Thursday

Blake Shelton announced a benefit concert for victims of the Oklahoma tornado. Toby Keith did also.

Justin Bieber is supposedly asking anyone who attends a party at his house to sign a waiver making them monetarily responsible (how's $5 million sound) if they leak any info about Justin or his home.

Wednesday

Kristen Stewart hung with Taylor Swift (who better with break-up advice) after Rob Pattinson moved out of her house.

Carole King was given the Gershwin Prize, the Library of Congress' award for popular music.

Carol Burnett was announced as the winner of this year's Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.

Tuesday

Seth MacFarlane said he will not return as Oscar's host.

One Direction's Harry Styles is a neatnik.

The audience at the Billboard Music Awards booed Justin Bieber - he's a noodnik.

Monday

"Dark Knight" guru Christopher Nolan may direct the next James Bond film. Or he may not.

Beyonce's pregnancy rumor was denied again.

Denmark's Emmelie de Forest won the Eurovision Song Contest.

Saved up

Variety reported that Janet Jackson is now a billionaire. Her husband Wissam Al Mana? He's a billionaire too. Sort of doesn't seem fair.

Stuck up

Don't expect Lena Dunham to download "This Ain't Girls XXX." She tweeted: "I wish I had a better attitude about the Girls porn parody. I really can never predict what will trouble me and it's simply exhausting." Think how we feel. Besides, Lena, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Giving up

Brad Pitt said he will no longer do sex scenes in movies. It's disrespectful to his relationship with Angeline Jolie.

Written up

Brad Pitt told Esquire magazine that he may suffer from prosopagnosia, or face blindness. So for all he knows, he may still be with Jennifer Aniston.

Knocked up

Joanna Garcia Swisher ("Reba") and her husband Nick Swisher (of the Cleveland Indians) are the proud parents of daughter Emerson Jay.

Pre-nup?

"Hangover 3" star Justin Bartha is now engaged to Lia Smith, a fitness trainer.

Going up

According to omg.yahoo.com, Katy Perry shelled out $11.2 million for three adjacent lots in the Hollywood Hills.

Going down

Cannes was abuzz with "La Vie d'Adele - Chapitre 1 & 2" ("Blue is the Warmest Color"), a graphic lesbian love story that runs three hours. Oh, that's going to get wide U.S. distribution.