Didn't the Phillies hear that America is a center-right nation? The addition of lefty left-fielder Raul Ibanez (replacing the right-handed and younger Pat Burrell) puts their batting lineup to the left of Michael Moore, if not to the left of Karl Marx.

Can anyone figure out the thinking here? Did Pat Gillick "consult" on this?

Working tonight, so I'll have some posts for your weekend enjoyment and abuse.