In the latest in Important Political News,
accepted an apology yesterday from
over his insensitive (flat-out sick) sexual joke about Palin's daughter.
The Alaska governor, who had demanded that D.L., who is 62-going-on-12, ought to apologize to All Womankind, was grand enough to speak on behalf of that vast constituency. She said she accepted the mea culpa "on behalf of all young women, like my daughters, who hope men who 'joke' about public displays of sexual exploitation of girls will soon evolve."
Another apology required
Sacha Baron Cohen
is depicted nude on the cover of GQ. All humankind deserves an apology.
Roker's nonapologetic apology
yesterday escalated his feud with America's insufferable couple du jour,
Heidi Montag Pratt
Asked by Today host Meredith Vieira if he was proud of his Monday interview, Al said, "Yes, I am. I believe I asked what a lot of people wanted to know and, if he had tried to [get physical with me], I would have dumped him like a bag of dirt."
Fergie's date with food
"We were eating our brains out. We ordered everything fried and full of fat and salty." So says musical babe
, who tells Allure mag she gained 17 pounds for her role in the musical flick
by eating out with her "food buddy"
Usher, Tameka & old news
Repeating last week's In Touch Weekly report, the Associated Press and E!News say
, who have filed for divorce after two years, have lived separate lives for half that time.
He never left the building
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Lawyer: Carrie was set up
victim of a vast international conspiracy? Her lawyer
says the former Miss California, who was stripped of her crown on grounds she missed more than 30 required appearances, was set up by pageant director
, who sent her a list of events that were beyond her expected duties. "There was really a lack for trust and a lack of respect," LiMandri says. Time to call in conspiracy-buster Jack Bauer from
Sexy celeb photos
falls victim to leaked topless photos," announces the New York Daily News about the Web-leak of "semi-nude" images of the
babe reportedly taken from her flick
But Fox isn't suing, says the News, noting that the actress isn't really topless. "I had booby stickers on," Fox says, referring to a silicone contraption that played body double to her chest. "If I'd been actually topless, I would have sued someone."
More sexy celeb photos
A rep for paradigmatic corn-fed American good girl
says a newly released pic showing the star engaged in sexual activity "is completely fabricated." In '08, the 16-year-old
Zen Master of Bubblegum Pop
was embroiled in a scandal when suggestive, if non-nude, photos of her in Vanity Fair raised the ire of many persons of high character.