Staff writer Jeff McLane is spending the week with Penn State coach Joe Paterno as he prepares for Thursday's Rose Bowl. Here is what's going on:

What Joe did yesterday:

Joe showed up for a Rose Bowl media event at Disneyland and didn't seem the least bit peeved by the whole thing. Some considered this a miracle.

What Joe might do today:

Joe might appear on MTV's

The Hills

. He might be caught gossiping about how he can't believe Heidi is still going out with Spencer (That creep!). He might then hit a posh, advertised club in West Hollywood and do his best to avoid the paparazzi.