From: Gonzalez, John

To: Ford, Bob; Fox, Ashley

Subject: Dance, dance revolution

ESPN reporter/vixen/

future-Gonzo-paramour Erin Andrews said she'd like to appear on Dancing With the Stars. I don't watch the show, but that would make me tune in fo' sho'.

Are there any media or sports personalities out there who would make you interested in DWTS? And if the three of us went on that show, who do you think would win?

From: Fox, Ashley

To: Ford, Bob; Gonzalez, John

Subject: Dance, dance revolution

Wow. Good luck with that one, Gonz. Sure the present squeeze appreciates it, too.

I don't watch DWTS, either, and I don't intend to start, but to be a good contestant, I'd imagine you'd have to be light on the feet and have some rhythm. So Andy Reid is out. How about T.O.? He already wears tights. He could pair up with Ford.

From: Gonzalez, John

To: Ford, Bob; Fox, Ashley

Subject: Dance, dance revolution

Alas, I'm flying solo these days, Ash. (Any eligible females or potential sugar mommas should feel free to e-mail me.)

And what are you talking about? I think Andy would be great - but only if we were there to ask him questions. No one dances around a question like Andy ... Hey-O!

From: Ford, Bob

To: Gonzalez, John; Fox, Ashley

Subject: Dance, dance revolution

This is the sort of topic that drove Phil away. I'm sure you've forgotten this, Gonzoloser, but I've never seen the show. Never seen American Idol, Survivor, Lost, any of that garbage. So I can't help you, unless we have an All-Inquirer Dancing With The Writers.

From: Gonzalez, John

To: Ford, Bob; Fox, Ashley

Subject: Dance, dance revolution

I don't watch DWTS, either. But I would watch Erin Andrews take out her garbage, so if they put her on that show, I'm in.

I'm afraid you'd lose terribly on Dancing With The Writers, Buttons. Unless they played music from your youth - Buddy Holly, Glenn Miller, that kind of thing - at which point you might be OK. Not sure what you'd do with your walker, though. Maybe you could use it as a prop or something.

From: Fox, Ashley

To: Ford, Bob; Gonzalez, John

Subject: Dance, dance revolution

Phil!

From: Ford, Bob

To: Gonzalez, John; Fox, Ashley

Subject: Dance, dance revolution

Just wait, Ashley. It gets better.