From: Gonzalez, John

To: Paige, Woody; Jensen, Michael

Subject: Baby boon

With Ashley and Ford on vacation, we've  enlisted a special guest: Woody Paige of the Denver Post and Around the Horn fame (infamy?). Welcome, Woodrow. Your appearance in this space will almost certainly scuttle your otherwise fine career.

We'll get into the Brian Dawkins stuff later in the week. First, I'd like to run something else past you: The Boston Herald has a story saying that the tabloids are about to start a bidding war (beginning in the six-figure range)  for pictures of the Baby Brady. The piece adds that Tom and Gisele will almost certainly turn it down.

Anyone else find it odd that pics of an infant can command such a huge sum? And if you were the proud parents, would you sell photos of your child for profit?

From: Jensen, Michael

To: Paige, Woody; Gonzalez, John

Subject: Baby boon

The only difference here from your usual gig Woody is that Gonzo fills both the Tony Reali and Jay Mariotti roles. Unfortunately, he also picks the topics.

From: Gonzalez, John

To: Paige, Woody; Jensen, Michael

Subject: Baby boon

True enough. I'm a one-man band. Buy a ticket, hear the music.

I'm going to take pics of random children and try to convince the other Enquirer that they're photos of the Baby Brady. Page 2 could put six figures to good use.

From: Paige, Woody

To: Gonzalez, John; Jensen, Michael

Subject: Baby boon

I would sell pictures of my kid in a Philadelphia moment. I'd sell photos of my mom, who is a looker, and I'd certainly sell pictures of Kyle Orton if anyone is buying. And I'd sell incriminating photos of Jim Cohen.

From: Gonzalez, John

To: Paige, Woody; Jensen, Michael

Subject: Baby boon

You're going to fit right in around here, Woody. I worry about you, though. How is it that you came into possession of those Cohen photos?

Strike that. I don't want to know.

From: Jensen, Michael

To: Paige, Woody; Gonzalez, John

Subject: Baby Boon

Cohen must have incriminating photos of Woody to get him to do Talkin'.