Daily News Assistant Sports Editor Drew McQuade checks in on this morning's story on rats running wild at Green Eggs Cafe.

GREEN EGGS

Would you like them

with a rat?

I do not like them

with a rat.

I do not like them

this or that

I do not like them

here or there

I do not like them

anywhere

I do not like them on the floor

I do like them out the door

I do not like them with my pizza

Pepperoni for this geeza

Would you like them

With some ham?

Green eggs no

Spam I am

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