Green Eggs and Rats

Daily News Assistant Sports Editor Drew McQuade checks in on this morning's story on rats running wild at Green Eggs Cafe.

GREEN EGGS

Would you like them

with a rat?

I do not like them

with a rat.

I do not like them

this or that

I do not like them

here or there

I do not like them

anywhere

I do not like them on the floor

I do like them out the door

I do not like them with my pizza

Pepperoni for this geeza

Would you like them

With some ham?

Green eggs no

Spam I am

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