Inquirer handicapper Vegas Vic and our staff make their picks for Week 1. Games are Sunday, unless noted.

EAGLES -10 Redskins/1 p.m. (Fox29)

OK, so after looking at the ESPN Body Issue, I’ll NEVER, EVER be able to NOT see the offensive line in their birthday suits. And it AIN’T helping me sleep. Actually liked the shot with all five in their scarves and hats, but was REALLY frightened of the one with the Bird masks covering the unmentionables. Now on to the skinny for this week.

Take a look at Doug Pederson’s work since 2016, and you’ll see why preseason doesn’t matter at all to some, like Doug P., while others, take it VERY seriously. In 2017, the Birds were just 2-2 in pre, then smoked the Redskins in the opener, 30-17. Last season, they were 1-3 in pre and beat the Falcons in the opener, 18-12. As you probably know, the Green Machine was 1-3 again in pre, so of course, we’re expecting another opening W. Not thrilled about laying a 10 spot, but will push a bunch of chips in on the Eagles -3 in the 1st quarter. As for the final, I’m on the fence, and on the number. Birds 27-17.

Ed Barkowitz
Eagles
Les Bowen
Eagles
Paul Domowitch
Eagles (Best Bet)
Marcus Hayes
Redskins
Jeff McLane
Redskins
Marc Narducci
Eagles (Best Bet)
Vegas Vic
Eagles

VIKINGS -4 Falcons/1 p.m.

As long as Matty Ice is on the field (4,924 yards, 35 TDs and only 7 INTs), +4 points looks like a nice take.

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Ed Barkowitz
Falcons
Les Bowen
Falcons
Paul Domowitch
Falcons
Marcus Hayes
Vikings
Jeff McLane
Vikings
Marc Narducci
Vikings
Vegas Vic
Falcons

JETS -3 Bills/1 p.m.

Sam Darnold finished strong, getting the nod as Pro Football Focus’ top-graded quarterback over the final four weeks of the 2018 season. Then New York added Le’Veon Bell and slot receiver Jamison Crowder. Green covers.

Ed Barkowitz
Jets (Best Bet)
Les Bowen
Bills
Paul Domowitch
Bills
Marcus Hayes
Jets
Jeff McLane
Jets
Marc Narducci
Bills
Vegas Vic
Jets

Ravens -7 DOLPHINS/1 p.m.

Does John Harbaugh’s amazing preseason record translate to the regular season? You betcha BAAYYBBEEE!

As always, Double V did the required homework, and check this out. Come back in Vic’s time machine to 2016. Baltimore was 4-0 in pre, straight up and against the spread, then opened with 13-7 win over Buffalo, covering a 3-point spread. In 2017, the Ravens posted another 4-0 perfecto, yes, straight up and against the spread, then CRUSHED the Redskins in the opener, AT Washington, 30-17. In 2018, the Harbaughs were 5-0 straight up, 3-2 against the spread, and ROCKED the Bills in the opener, 47-3. So, Johnny H’s crew posted yet another 4-0, straight up and against the spread, coming into this season, and whaddya think’s gonna happen at Miami? That’s 17-0 straight up and 15-2 against the spread. And that ladies and gentlemen is why Baltimore is my BEST BET BABY!

Ed Barkowitz
Ravens
Les Bowen
Ravens
Paul Domowitch
Ravens
Marcus Hayes
Ravens
Jeff McLane
Ravens
Marc Narducci
Ravens
Vegas Vic
Ravens (Best Bet)

BUCCANEERS PK 49ers/4:25 p.m.

Not sure Jimmy Garoppolo is all the way back, but simply can NOT trust Jameis Winston with my money.

Ed Barkowitz
Buccaneers
Les Bowen
Buccaneers
Paul Domowitch
49ers
Marcus Hayes
Buccaneers
Jeff McLane
Buccaneers
Marc Narducci
49ers
Vegas Vic
49ers

Chiefs -3.5 JAGUARS/1 p.m.

Think Kaycee will probably win here, but this Jacksonville defense is very, very nasty, especially at home. Check out last season and you’ll find that the Jaguars shut down some pretty fine offensive clubs in Florida. The Jags gave up 20 to the Patriots, 9 to the Titans, 12 to the Jets, 20 to Houston, 24 to the Eagles, 20 to the Steelers, 6 to the Colts, and 16 to Washington. That’s an average of less than 16 points per game, and the Under (52.5) is calling my name.

Ed Barkowitz
Jaguars
Les Bowen
Jaguars
Paul Domowitch
Chiefs
Marcus Hayes
Chiefs (Best Bet)
Jeff McLane
Chiefs (Best Bet)
Marc Narducci
Chiefs
Vegas Vic
Chiefs

BROWNS -5.5 Titans/1 p.m.

Like the vibe in Cleveland, but gonna stay light until we see what kind of connection the Baker has with OBJ.

Ed Barkowitz
Titans
Les Bowen
Titans
Paul Domowitch
Titans
Marcus Hayes
Browns
Jeff McLane
Titans
Marc Narducci
Titans
Vegas Vic
Browns

Rams -3 PANTHERS/1 p.m.

Not the biggest fan of Cam Newton on the field, but do like his style off it. Mostly his hats. Thinking about Carolina as a home dog with a healthy Newton. Why? The old Super Bowl hangover that Los Angeles has to deal with. Teams coming off a loss on Super Sunday have covered ONLY three of the last 19 openers, and it’s even UGLIER on the road, with just one cover in 13 games. Also, Ron Rivera working on a gorgeous 5-0 PERFECTO in home openers.

Ed Barkowitz
Panthers
Les Bowen
Panthers (Best Bet)
Paul Domowitch
Rams
Marcus Hayes
Rams
Jeff McLane
Panthers
Marc Narducci
Rams
Vegas Vic
Panthers

Lions -2.5 CARDINALS/4:25 p.m.

Totally get that Kyler Murray is a rook, but these Detroit Lions as a road favorite? NAH.

Ed Barkowitz
Lions
Les Bowen
Lions
Paul Domowitch
Lions
Marcus Hayes
Cardinals
Jeff McLane
Cardinals
Marc Narducci
Lions
Vegas Vic
Cardinals

SEAHAWKS -9.5 Bengals/4:05 p.m. (CBS3)

Not in love with Cincinnati, but will buy the hook, and take a +10 with the Red Rifle.

Ed Barkowitz
Seahawks
Les Bowen
Seahawks
Paul Domowitch
Bengals
Marcus Hayes
Bengals
Jeff McLane
Bengals
Marc Narducci
Seahawks
Vegas Vic
Bengals

CHARGERS -6.5 Colts/4:05 (CBS3)

This line opened -3.5 with Andrew Luck, and when he went down, it flew to -7. We’re at 6.5, so I’m grabbing the dog, but not too tight.

Ed Barkowitz
Colts
Les Bowen
Colts
Paul Domowitch
Chargers
Marcus Hayes
Chargers
Jeff McLane
Colts
Marc Narducci
Colts
Vegas Vic
Colts

COWBOYS -7 Giants/4:25 p.m. (Fox29)

Sure Zeke Elliott is back but is he better than Saquon Barkley? See me in a few years, but I’m on SaQUADS!

Ed Barkowitz
Cowboys
Les Bowen
Giants
Paul Domowitch
Cowboys
Marcus Hayes
Giants
Jeff McLane
Cowboys
Marc Narducci
Giants
Vegas Vic
Giants

PATRIOTS -5.5 Steelers/8:20 p.m. (NBC10)

Is Gronk gonna wrestle? Is Gronk gonna make a comeback? Gronk, Gronk, Gronk. Sure he was a dynamic piece of the offense when healthy, but there’s another piece, maybe just as important, who AIN’T playing. Center David Andrews is out for the year after blood clots were discovered in his lungs. Without Andrews, the Patriots are gonna have a tough time containing the Steel Curtain that led the league (actually tied with K.C.) with 52 sacks last season.

Ed Barkowitz
Steelers
Les Bowen
Steelers
Paul Domowitch
Steelers
Marcus Hayes
Steelers
Jeff McLane
Steelers
Marc Narducci
Steelers
Vegas Vic
Steelers

Monday: SAINTS -7 Texans/7:15 p.m. (ESPN)

Deshaun Watson was sacked 62 times, SIXTY TWO, which was the most in the NFL last season. New Orleans roughed up the opposition for 49 sacks, and oh yeah, they have some guy at QB whose name rhymes with trees.

Ed Barkowitz
Saints
Les Bowen
Texans
Paul Domowitch
Saints
Marcus Hayes
Saints
Jeff McLane
Saints
Marc Narducci
Saints
Vegas Vic
Saints

Monday: Broncos -2 RAIDERS/10:15 p.m. (ESPN)

With all of the drama surrounding Antonio Brown, this is absolutely the perfect game to stay AWAY from. We get asked to pick each game, so I’ll grab the Broncos.

Ed Barkowitz
Broncos
Les Bowen
Raiders
Paul Domowitch
Raiders
Marcus Hayes
Raiders
Jeff McLane
Broncos
Marc Narducci
Broncos
Vegas Vic
Broncos

2018-19 STANDINGS

Best Bets
Overall
Pct.
Les Bowen
10-10
134-122-9
.523
Jeff McLane
11-7-2
132-124-9
.515
Ed Barkowitz
7-11-2
131-125-9
.511
Zach Berman
9-11
129-127-9
.504
Paul Domowitch
6-13-1
127-129-9
.496
Marcus Hayes
8-11-1
122-134-9
.477
Vegas Vic
5-15
115-140-9
.455

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