Do This!

Friday-Saturday Funny man Comedian Jim Breuer is best known for his stint on Saturday Night Live (who could forget Goat Boy?) and for the stoner epic Half-Baked, but he's really a family-friendly veteran stand-up full of surprises (heavy-metal holiday songs, anyone?). He performs at Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St. Times: 7:30 and 10 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Tickets: $32. Information: 215-496-9001 or www.heliumcomedy.com.