How to survive after appearing in the worst movie ever

Bad movies abound, but few have the staying power of The Room, a head-scratcher of a vanity project originally released to indifferent audiences in 2003. After 10 years of playing to amused and baffled audiences, a cult has grown up around the film. Its story is both simple and mind-boggling, a love triangle in which motives and characters shift from minute to minute, with dialogue that seems to have been written by aliens who forgot to study up on human-speak and had to cram at the last minute.