What the #$%#?

I've done a fantastic job avoiding this thing called the Jodi Arias case, but every time it tries to interrupt my life, I am truly baffled. So basically the news here is that a woman in Arizona had a sexual relationship with some dude and then she killed him. And this is interesting because...? I really have no answers here, just a lot of questions. Does anyone out there understand what I'm missing?

But I will say this -- this obscene reaction, by people who apparently have nothing going on in their lives -- is proof that public stonings and lynchings live on in America, except now they're just wired through Nancy Grace and Ashleigh Banfield in a Phoenix parking lot.

Maybe in the future we can elect a president who will bring back the real thing, stoning women in public. You know, give the people what they want.