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"I promise to do for Russia what I've done for the New Jersey Nets"

That could be the makings of the worst political slogan of all time, but that having been said, I do believe that if Russia's presidential election turns out to be Nets' owner Mikhail Prokhorov against Vladamir Putin, that could be A LOT more interesting than America's lame-o 2012 White House showdown.

This could be as good as that time that the owner of the Chicago Cubs tried to overthrow the Austro-Hungarian Empire.*

* This didn't actually happen.