A man treated a fast-food worker's breast like a piece of meat at a McDonald's drive-thru early this morning and when he was captured at a nearby bar he shamelessly admitted to his lewd act, claiming that he was "a ladies' man," according to police.

The fast-food fondler, identified by police as Michael Jenkins, allegedly walked up to the drive-thru window at the McDonald's on Lansdowne Avenue and State Road with a buddy around 12:30 a.m. and told the 31-year-old woman working the window that he would come back at 6 a.m. and "'show her a good time,'" said Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood.

"She pooh-poohs him off and he grabs her breast through the window" before telling her he would have sex with her, Chitwood said.

Following the assault, someone saw Jenkins, 23, of Drexel Hill, walk across the street to Casey's, a nearby restaurant and bar, and the McDonald's manager called police, Chitwood said.

Officers found the super-sized greaseball at the bar and asked him if he had recently assaulted a drive-thru worker.

"He says 'Yeah, I'm a ladies' man and that girl over there wants me,'" according to Chitwood.

The victim was then brought to the bar, where she identified Jenkins.

"That's how much she wanted him," Chitwood said. "She got him locked up."

The McCreep was charged with disorderly conduct, indecent assault, public drunkenness and related offenses.

"He's a sicko," Chitwood said of Jenkins. "This poor woman is in there trying to make a living and this nitwit comes in and sexually assaults her."