Saint Michael the Archangel,
Defend us in battle,

Be our protection against the malice and snares of the Devils

May God (and the refs) rebuke them we humbly pray
(As they, stumbling, play)
And do thou,
O Prince of the Heavenly host,
By the power of God
(And Lord Stanley)
Thrust into hell Satan, Martin and all evil spirits
Who wander through the world (and the Wachovia)
For the ruin..and screwin’… of goals.
Play, men.