1,700 pairs of abandoned panties perplexes investigators

Investigators in Ohio are currently "baffled" by the dumping of hundreds of panties along the side of a road.

An astounding 1,700 pairs, or 10 trash bags full of panties were left abandoned and placed in various locations, as reported by the Associated Press.

We initially envisioned multi-colored, solid, patterned, cotton, boy short, seamless, thong, low-cut hipster, lace, designer pieces, all artistically strewn along a countryside road, perhaps for a future lingerie ad campaign or another outrageous PETA panty protest.

However, according to authorities, these panties were folded, unfolded, some were brand new, and others were previously used!

Correlation? Who knows, but we hope investigators provide more details on this case soon.