No, Honey
The weekend is near, and some of you will go out in public. Perhaps to save someone you trust from fibbing, a visit to this site is in order first.
Does My Ass Look Fat In These Pants?
You send in a picture. The crowd confers. It's all very hush-hush, no names attached.
We credit a colleague for this who found it on Gawker, and who fesses to having popped the question on the occasional Saturday night.