Day two of the NFL Draft was slightly less eventful than day one, with a greater number of farm animals and players learning that their careers are over.
This time, it was Washington's turn to feature a disgruntled fan on-camera.
Cody Latimer doesn't respect the game! He's not wearing really nice games! Why does he hate footbalL! WHY DOES HE HATE AMERICA?
No question, though, that Giants pick Weston Richburg respects the game, starting with the 'pigskin' process in the very early stages.
The Jaguars drafting USC receiver Marqise Lee indicated that Justin Blackmon's career in Jacksonville is over; not helped by his many failed drug tests.
Big news, however, was that the Patriots finally drafted a quarterback early in the Tom Brady era. This of course sent the media into a frenzy, as they speculated on the sad, tragic end of Tom Brady and feasted on the bright, happy youth of Jimmy Garoppolo.
All of this is leading to the quite clear conclusion that Jimmy Garroppolo is going to kill and eat Tom Brady, thus absorbing his powers and stealing his life.
Finally, some light was shed on why Jerry Jones didn't take Johnny Manziel:
Stupid Romo, always ruining everything.