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Dusty Baker wants blood

Major League Baseball loves to make radical, spontaneous, necessary changes to its standard formula. When there's a problem, like umpires consistently having the same strike zone as an insane person, they move to change it, because what kind of fans are going to keep watching a broken system?

That must be where Reds manager Dusty Baker got the idea to incorporate more bare-knuckle boxing into the sport.

After Johnny Cueto inexplicably threw at David DeJesus on Monday, Cubs pitcher Matt Garza took it personally, even saying something in a post game interview about Cueto knowing where to find him. But nobody made a fist.

"Guys are nicer now," Baker said.

"Just put them in a room, let them box and let it be over with. I always said this, let it be like hockey, let them fight, someone hits the ground and it's over with. I'm serious about that."

[h/t Big League Stew]


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