- Pirates pitcher Jesse Chavez got lucky last night, snaring a liner that intended to take his head off. But at least he had a glove - this guy's sole protection was blissful ignorance.

- Some high schoolers held a prom draft, with one boy paying $140 for a first round pick to go with a girl he doesn't even know. High schoolers' thoughts! They always make sense.

- You gotta give Roger Goodell credit: It takes a lot of guts to get on Twitter and answer questions. Wait, no it doesn't.

- Even the gods don't want baseball in Florida.

- I don't know about you guys but I think Adrian Beltre's defense has really fallen off this year.

- After a 10-inning loss to the Blue Jays, one sentence is really all you need.

- Who would have thought something, anything, about Justin Bieber was lie?

- Move over, walk-off hit-by-pitch. We've got a new most awkward way to win a baseball game.

- No, Chris Andersen, what are you doing? Nooooooooooooooo

- We can do it, guys.

Phillies will play their 20,000th game Thursday. They would need to go undefeated between now and Sept. 1, 2020 to reach .500.