Man United fan trolls new in-laws
+ When a man marries into a family, he inherits their qualities, good and bad. For some men, that badness extends as deeply as the Manchester City/Manchester United soccer rivalry. A Man United fan stood up to give a toast at his wedding into a Man City family, and if that moment was any indication, they are in for some bumpy years.
+ Do you like it when bad things happen to good people? Then you'll love last night's baseball injuries, which included an early exit for Roy Halladay with season-ending arm tightness, and even more brutally, a stretcher for 21-year-old Orioles third baseman/Brooks Robinson incarnate Manny Machado, who left the field in tears after his knee buckled running past first base.
Great stuff, baseball gods! Thanks so much!
+ Baltimore didn't just lose a third baseman, they lost the Ravens' Jacoby Jones for a second or two, when he was bashed in the head with a champagne bottle by a stripper on a party bus.
+ The Reds made the playoffs! The PIRATES are in the playoffs! And the Tigers bench coach was so happy he spat on himself!
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+ Hall of Famer Pedro Martinez has found some more work, only this time, solely making use of his running commentary, instead of a job where it's sort of an impediment.
+ "What? No, you can't keep selling t-shirts with my likeness on them. What's that? It's my face on Jesus' body? Oh, never mind, definitely you can 100% do that."
+ Literally no one watched the Astros play the Indians.