The Onion lampoons Philly again

by Justin Klugh

Published April 12, 2013, 11:32 a.m. ET

Satirical media outlet The Onion has put the Philadelphia sports fan in its crosshairs again, this time informing readers that the city has elected a D battery to the sports hall of fame.

[Satirical meaning 'not real,' so remember that, because some people do not.]

The quote is attributed to, but almost certainly not said by, Ray Didinger.

So. Progress.

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