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World unites to solve mystery of Mike Epps and the Pacers game that could not have happened

    by Justin Klugh
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- I'm not sure Mike Epps has ever been more relevant than now, as the world scrambles to unravels the Mystery of What in the Hell Pacers Game Mike Epps is Even Talking About.

? RT @TheRealMikeEpps I was at the pacer game last nite but now iam in Australia pic.twitter.com/cuX5yXDDkQ

- Intrigued by Dennis Rodman's "pro athlete" status, North Korea now wants some pro wrestlers.

- What some men have can't be taught.

- The ump is laughing because he's assuming Edward Mujica missed his second base target by a mile. But maybe he just missed his umpire target by an inch.

- They leave it out of the media guide, but Sports Center finally proved that Stephen Strasburg is sort of a conniving jerk.

- Well, here we are, assuming the Heat are going to lose again. Didn't Dan LeBatard teach us about this?

- This "Kevin Durant is friends with a lot of gophers" headline was stupidly misleading.

- Like most pro atheltes on the cusp of greatness, California Chrome could be derailed by a nasal strip.

- Rihanna broke a man's phone. Rihanna signed the broken phone. The phone sold for over $66,000.