If there's anything the Yankees are known for at press conferences, it's being all cute and cuddly and human. Baseball's crankiest grandpa, Brian McCann, is their new catcher, and will be screaming at AL East home-run hitters about the times of their trots for years to come.

The Yankees sweetened the already lucrative deal.

Yankees gave Brian McCann's wife flowers and a pair of onesies with his number on them. pic.twitter.com/QqUW3LtMDy