How much did you pay for your underwear? Somewhere in the double digits? And I'll bet they didn't even come with a Phillie Phanatic smeared on the front of them.
eBay is currently featuring these beauties, which, with Christmas right around the corner, can't be available for long. Six pairs! Nine bucks! And only an entire month to make them yours!
Don't check at Wal-Mart! There aren't anymore PS4s! These will be the holidays of the Phanatic underpants.
(Thanks to @DroppedStrike3)