In high school, we joked if you screwed up at a track meet you'd get demoted to javelin catcher.
Imaginary video clip: Guy looks up, staggers, splat! Blood everywhere, body skewered like a shish kabob.
The humor's sophomoric, but it still worked junior and senior year -- and on Saturday on SportsRadio 94 WIP.
Glen Macnow, cohosting with Ray Didinger, asked callers to name the Worst Job in Sports.
Sixers head coach Brett Brown, stuck with one of the worst NBA teams in memory, was the inspiration (and the one to beat in the on-air contest).
Here's a rough rundown of the ideas from calls and tweets, in order of ascending cruelty.
12 Worst Jobs in Sports
5 more no one mentioned
Have fun coming up with your own.
Oh wait. I forgot one: Person who has to edit comments on Philly.com sports articles.