Welcome to Joey Vento's Highway to Hell.
The Spanish firm Abertis Infraestructuras, based in Barcelona, offered $12.8 billion Monday to lease the Pennsylvania Turnpike for 75 years, pending approval by the state legislature.
Wouldn't it be great if the signs started reading "Bienvenidos a l'Autopista de Peaje de Pensilvania!"
Pennsylvania could become the Costa del Sol of the Mid-Atlantic.
They could serve tapas at rest stops, manchego cheese and olives and sangria.