1  Cowboys  11-1  (1)

Jerry Jones should give thanks that Tony Corrente's zebra crew is blind.

2  Patriots  10-2  (2)

Can the Patriots win a Super Bowl without Gronk? Does a bear poop in the woods?

3  Raiders  10-2  (3)

Khalil Mack has at least one sack in 7 straight games.

4  Chiefs  9-3  (4)

Their league-high 25 takeaways has offset fact that they're 28th in third-down efficiency.

5  Broncos  8-4  (5)

Raiders and Chiefs both have put up 30 points on them.

6  Seahawks  8-3-1  (7)

Seahawks will have to make their Super Bowl run without Earl Thomas.

7  Lions  8-4  (8)

Matthew Stafford has 14 TD passes and just 1 interception in the last 8 games.

8  Steelers  7-5  (12)

How they managed to lose to Eagles by 31 points will be one of season's great mysteries.

9  Giants  8-4  (6)

A defense that gave up 31 TD passes a year ago, has only allowed 12 this year.

10  Bucs  7-5  (13)

Yeah, I absolutely saw this coming when they were 1-3.

11  Falcons  7-5  (11)

Their 4 remaining opponents have a collective 14-34 record.

12  Packers  6-6  (15)

Jordy Nelson leads the NFL in red-zone receptions (14) and touchdowns (8).

13  Dolphins  7-5  (9)

They let the offensively-challenged Ravens score on 4 of their 5 first-half possessions.

14  Redskins  6-5-1  (10)

Rushed for 230 yards the last time they faced the Eagles.

15  Bills  6-6  (14)

LeSean McCoy has averaged 6.5 yards per carry the last two games.

16  Titans  6-6  (17)

Titans have the best red-zone offense in the league.

17  Ravens  7-5  (21)

Beware of Martyball.

18  Chargers  5-7  (18)

They have a league-high 25 giveaways.

19  Cardinals  5-6-1  (25)

Carson Palmer, who will turn 37 in 3 weeks, has a $24 million cap number in 2017.

20  Vikings  6-6  (20)

T.J. Clemmings possibly may be the worst pass-protecting tackle in the history of football.

21  Texans  6-6  (19)

Brock Osweiler has taken every QB snap this season. That's the bad news.

22  Bengals  4-7-1  (26)

If they win out, which is a big if, they theoretically could be AFC North champs.

23  Eagles  5-7  (16)

Where are the sacks, Jim? Where are the sacks?

24  Colts  6-6  (23)

Their defense stinks, but 3 of their last 4 opponents are in the bottom 7 in scoring.

25  Saints  5-7  (22)

Saints haven't held a team under 20 points since Week 2.

26  Panthers  4-8  (24)

In retrospect, maybe letting Josh Norman walk wasn't such a hot idea.

27  Rams  4-8  (28)

News of Jeff Fisher's contract extension triggered riots and looting on Rodeo Drive.

28  Bears  3-9  (30)

Believe it or not, they actually have a winning record in their division (2-1).

29  Jets  3-9  (27)

If the NFL starts a developmental league, these guys should be transferred to it.

30  Jaguars  2-10  (29)

They have a league-worst minus-18 turnover differential. Nuff said.

31  49ers  1-11  (31)

Colin Kaepernick? Blaine Gabbert? Blaine Kaepernick? Who cares?

32  Browns  0-12  (32)

Making it through bye week without any injuries or arrests is considered progress.