Caption Contest: Cole Hamels travel plans

Where will Cole Hamels be pitching next season? Many speculated Hamels would be dealt to the Rangers, but that was before Texas acquired Yovani Gallardo from the Milwaukee Brewers. On top of that, there is chatter among reporters and league officials that the Phillies are asking too much in return for the 31-year-old lefty.

And never forget who's in charge of these trade negotiations. What do you think Ruben Amaro Jr. is thinking right about now?

Submit your best ideas in the comments below, and use our cool Disqus commenting system to up-vote the captions you think should win (works better than telling me the ones I pick are terrible). You can tweet me suggestions, too - @RobTornoe. I'll pick the best and announce the results on Sunday.

Check out previous winners here.