K.J. McDaniels hates it when other teams have the basketball. When they try to shoot it, he becomes furious. Fortunately, he channels this fury through his many blocks. One time, he blocked an opponent so hard he gave a woman a concussion, then sent her flowers. You never know how a K.J. McDaniels block is going to end.
But they can't all be .gifs, sadly, so humanity needed a new way to track McDaniels. Fortunately, an answer has presented itself. It's only 35 tweets old, but the McDaniels Block List is a handy record of McDaniels' heinous blockage of opponents' shots.