Sixers' loss disgusts humans, sentient computer programs alike
- So hideous was the Sixers' 45-point loss to the Clipper last night that even the people living inside of our phones were disgusted.
- Along with plenty of people not living in our phones, making the Sixers' terribleness one of the first bonds between humans and robots.
- In case you wanted to see an example of what people are talking about, because you hate yourself I guess, here's Blake Griffin brutalizing an unplugged opponent.
- It looks like the NFL's first openly gay player is likely on his way, which is awful news for everyone who is stupid.
- Shocking news out of Elle Magazine that David Beckham's daughter does not share his respect and admiration for the fashion industry.
- Somebody finally made that Houston Astros/malfunctioning Olympic ring light comparison.
- Seriously, that Sixers game though...