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Chip Kelly, master of the goalline

    by Rob Tornoe and Justin Klugh
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We found out a lot yesterday: Chip Kelly likes to pass, Jeremy Maclin got superpowers after a tragic Gatorade accident, and Nick Foles may not be the mediocre at best quarterback we thought he'd be. 

We also found out that a lot of people think "shotgun" is a play. Sort of a universal fail yesterday. Sort of a loss on all fronts.

Ah, well. Maybe DeMarco Murray won't run for 500 yards and 5 TDs and spend the fourth quarter picking Washington defenders out of his cleats. Maybe.