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The Eagles don't have a quarterback controversy

    by Rob Tornoe and Justin Klugh
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Mark Sanchez's prominent new position comes just as a new butt-related play goes viral. He was only ever a broken clavicle away from ascending to the top spot, and now he doesn't have Rex Ryan breathing foot-breath into his ear.

Fueled by vengeance and Chip Kelly's tricks, Sanchez is now in prime position to begin the greatest comeback story the NFL has ever known. If only because he has so, so much to come back from.

But if you were going to be the team for which Mark Sanchez plays, you may not be able to find a better division to play in than the NFC East. Tony Romo, Eli Manning, and RGIII haven't proven themselves to be the most accurate/enduring figures in the league. Foles' injury is just the latest in the division's carnival of terrors at quarterback.

Still, though, you may want to slap somebody today. Might as well be Clark.