Okay, so, Hanson probably hasn't been on your radar recently unless you're a big fan of their Christmas album (and, really, who isn't?) or you're one of those crazy fan girls who runs around trying to convince everyone that their new stuff isn't that bad (really, it's not).
Well, while you were distracted making fun of Justin Bieber or using Google to figure out what a One Direction is, Hanson was hard at work creating new music and A BEER CALLED "MMMHOPS!"
Yeah, that's right, those kids that sang that song that's been stuck in your head since 1997 are all grown up and brewing a pale ale with the greatest pun name of all time. It doesn't matter whether or not you like hoppy beers. It doesn't matter whether or not you like Hanson. MMMhops in the nectar of 90s pop icons. It's the beer Millennials have always thirsted for, but were unable to think of on their own.
For the rest of my days I'll go to bed hating myself for lacking the creativity it takes to come up with such a product. I've failed as a human being and now I long for the day that I can drown my sorrow and disappointment in a case of MMMhops while listening to Middle of Nowhere on repeat.