Hey, The Ladies, if you're free this weekend, you should definitely give this wonderful social opportunity a thought. A 28-year-old male with a degree, a job, and a clean criminal record is in desperate (he posted on Craigslist) need of a date to a wedding in D.C. Take it away, Guy on Craigslist.
Due to a last minute cancellation (we do not speak of her name) I'm resorting to the powers of Craigslist to help me find a date for a wedding this weekend in Lexington, VA (i had to google it as well). If you're still reading here are the facts and why you should come:
- you only yolo once
- you get to wear a dress
- open bar & food all night
- you get to pop n lock it w me on the dance floor (see pic 2)
- I can fly (see pic 3)
- I tend to ride a lion on top of horse (see pic 4)