Over in Japan, Mountain Dew-flavored Cheetos are a thing. And, for those of us who reside elsewhere, they're available to order via The Internets, provided you're able to pause Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag and/or stop perusing /r/truegaming long enough to place an order. They're only $3.50, but shipping will run you $13 if you'd like them to show up sometime before next month.

Everyone loves Cheetos, the crunchy cheezy treat that you have to lick your fingers to savor every flavor, but this new amazing flavor infuses American Mointain Dew with the crunchy Cheetos snack. This combo version by Frito-Lay Japan brings you a wild new flavor that's indicative of the combination, Mountain Dew flavor. We're sure you'll enjoy this limited edition version that's for "your eyes only" or those who dare to live dangerously. Made in cooperation with Pepsi, to ensure an authentic taste experience. [JBox]

Seriously, though, wash your hands before playing because no one is going to be cool about you getting yellow powder caked around all of the buttons on your new Xbox One controller. [h/t Uproxx]