Earlier this week, Deadspin writer/penis joke extraordinaire Drew Magary authored a post that included an annotated version of his daughter's Christmas list. Much in the way super troll Maddoxx used to mock little kids' drawings, Magary rips his daughter's list apart, providing commentary on the laughable implausibility of most of the items contained therein.

In response to his article, parents began to flood Deadspin's inbox with examples of their own children having lofty Christmas expectations. They want dragons and doorbells for their rooms and $10,000 cash. The ultimate collection of Christmas wish lists is definitely the best way to waste the rest of your afternoon/lifetime. Happy Friday, you guys. [Deadspin]