"Get yours before they get you!"
If Brits aren't ready for the Zombie Apocalypse, they can't blame Tiger Log Cabins.
The U.K. company's Zombie Fortification Cabin (ZFC-1) is designed to thwart onslaughts of the living dead.
It comes with storage for the obligatory arsenal, reinforced slit windows, "barbed wire surround" and an escape hatch, with options available like riot gear, flame throwers, search lights, water cannons, and solar panels.
Each of the three connected sections can be locked down in case of breaches by the undead.
"One of the smaller buildings is a garage with secure roller shutter doors – still large enough to secure a military vehicle or getaway car," according to the write-up. "The third larger building at the back has ... an upper deck to give you a 360-degree vantage point with smart slots in the decking wall to allow you to shoot at intruders in the surrounding area."
Assuming there's plenty of time till World War Z begins or the Walking Dead come staggering to town, folks can opt for the unassembled version for about $113,000. Assembly (recommended once sightings occur) costs about $21,000.
Comes with a 10-year anti zombie guarantee, which sounds pretty iffy. It's not the part about "we require medical evidence of the presence of a real zombie." That won't be a problem, since you'll probably be a zombie. Rather, the question will be, if you're a zombie, will you even care?
While the fort design isn't much to look at, think of it this way: The neighbors will be dying to come visit ... to try to eat your brains.