ATLANTIC CITY - Monopoly is celebrating 80 years of capitalist cunning and dinner-table deals.
The board game based on the real streets of Atlantic City was "born" on March 19, 1935, when Parker Bros. acquired the rights to it.
In the decades since, an estimated one billion people have weighed the merits of buying up utilities and railroads or trying to hit it big with Boardwalk hotels.
Though Atlantic City itself has seen many changes since 1935 - most recently a shrinking casino industry, rising taxes, and new emphasis on non-gambling attractions - the city's mayor, Don Guardian, says the game is still relevant to the city.
"The concepts of capitalism, money, buying up properties, raising the rent, buying out your competition, kind of remain today, too," he said.
Here's how the game might look if its "birthday" were March 19, 2015:
The most expensive spot on today's Monopoly board would be the Borgata, Atlantic City's top casino and a major reason why people visit. Encased in shimmering gold glass that sends dazzling shards of light onto the city streets when the sun hits it just right, the Borgata dwarfs its competitors in the Atlantic City gambling market. It won $687 million from gamblers last year, more than twice as much as its closest competitor and next-door neighbor, Harrah's, which would make a nice adjacent space on the present-day board's high-rent district. The Golden Nugget, which has drastically improved its financial performance of late, could also be located nearby, as it is also in the city's Marina District.
The first wooden walkway of its kind, Atlantic City's Boardwalk remains a tourism icon. It has nine casino buildings on it - but after a brutal 2014, only five are still operating. That knocks Boardwalk down a peg or two on the new board. But it's still a magical place where you can find everything from cotton candy and funnel cakes to gourmet meals, with the smell of the ocean and the screech of the seagulls surrounding you.
Shops, not utilities
The Walk, Atlantic City's outlet shopping and dining district, has succeeded in giving non-gamblers a reason to visit. Clothing stores, shoe shops, and eateries stretch for blocks in the city center, and a new Bass Pro Shops outlet is opening soon.
Bader Field used to be an airport (and was the first facility in the world to be known as an airport). But it shut down in 2006, and aside from an occasional concert (Metallica took it over for two nights in 2013, and Phish for three in 2012), it sits empty, as does a minor-league baseball stadium next door that used to host the Atlantic City Surf. Maryland Avenue, which was home to a violent street gang responsible for numerous shootings and large-scale drug dealing until a major police raid, would belong on the lowest-priced end of the board. Stretches of Pacific Avenue are pocked with run-down buildings and streetwalkers, so it would probably be knocked from its spot on the highest-priced quarter of the board.
Here are some twist-of-fate cards you might get in present-day Atlantic City:
Carl Icahn buys your casino. Lose your health insurance and pension. (This is happening at the Trump Taj Mahal Casino Resort, where the billionaire investor is battling the union over costs, trying to force workers into government-sponsored health plans. A bankruptcy court judge gave him approval last week to take over the casino.)
Your proposed purchase of Revel Casino Hotel falls through. Go back to bankruptcy court and wait for a lower price. (This, too, is happening, with three proposed sales of the failed casino having fallen apart. A bankruptcy judge last week rejected a proposed sale of the $2.4 billion property to a Florida developer at what would have been a 96 percent discount.)
Take a ride on the Steel Pier observation wheel. (The iconic amusement pier, which once housed the famous diving horse, is building one of the largest Ferris wheels in the United States, with climate-controlled cars providing for year-round views of the ocean and city skyline.)
Caesars Entertainment closes your casino in the name of reducing competition. Lose your job. (It did that twice last year, at the Atlantic Club and the Showboat.)
Go to Boardwalk Hall, see the new Miss America. (The pageant is back where it began each September.)
Go to jail
Historically, no square on the board was better suited to Atlantic City than this one. Political corruption has flourished, from Enoch "Nucky" Johnson, the Prohibition-era political and rackets boss immortalized in the HBO series Boardwalk Empire, to a series of lower-profile felons. As recently as 2007, four of the city's last eight mayors had been arrested on corruption charges, and a third of the nine-member City Council was in prison or under house arrest. The cast of characters included a mayor who admitted taking a bribe from a federal agent posing as a mob-connected representative of a janitorial supply company, and a City Council president who - while waiting to report to prison on a bribery conviction - orchestrated a sex sting to lure a political rival to a motel tryst with a prostitute, secretly videotaped it, and sent copies to reporters.