Tattle: Let's give Miley Cyrus a hand

LET'S HAVE a hearty Tattle round of applause for

Miley Cyrus

, who has been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2010.

Amazingly, the dis-honor wasn't voted by angry parents whose tween daughters wanted stripper poles for Christmas, but by the followers of AOL's JSYK.com (Just So You Know) - a website targeting 9- to 15-year-olds.

Miley, 18, who successfully defended her crown from 2009, tallied 58 percent of the 99,000 votes.

BANGShowbiz.com says Miley "beat off" competition from rehabbers Demi Lovato and Lindsay Lohan; "Teen Mom" star Amber Portwood; Kanye West, who behaved like Kanye West; and "Gossip Girl" star Chace Crawford ,who was arrested for possession of marijuana.

Well, if she was beating off the competition, one could see why she was such a bad influence.

The semi-literate visitors of JSKY.com criticized Miley for drinking beer, smoking cigarettes and not making good choices.

"Really girlfriend you are setting a really BAD example for your fans," Chelsea12Chel wrote, "They looked up 2 u. And I wanted they 2 look up 2 u, because you are awesome and a really preaty girl. But now I am going to have 2 set down and think about them looking up 2 u. [sic]"

* Bad as Miley's influence was on the tween crowd, it would be difficult to be a worse celebrity influence than Charlie Sheen.

TMZ.

com reports that after a wild party at his house that went into the wee hours of yesterday morning, Charlie was taken to the hospital with severe abdominal pains.

TMZ says that Charlie's porn star du jour at this shindig was Kacey Jordan, 22, who was invited by a third party to . . . party.

When Kacey arrived at Charlie's, he allegedly told her he was a huge fan - or he told her he was huge; who could hear with all the noise? - and had been "searching for her for a year."

TMZ was told four other women were at Charlie's when Kacey arrived and Charlie's shirt was stained with wine.

Kacey reportedly left Wednesday afternoon, but Charlie was still going strong.

By yesterday morning, not so much.

Charlie's father, Martin Sheen, and his mom, Janet Templeton, were at the hospital yesterday afternoon and an unidentified source told TMZ that Charlie's condition was "serious."

* Assuming Charlie recovers and

returns to his hedonistic ways, his peeps should probably keep him away from the Super Bowl.

According to TMZ.com, strip clubs in Arlington, Texas, are expecting so much traffic for the big game - 300,000 people (at least two-thirds of whom won't get in) - they're looking for an additional 10,000 g-string divas.

Can you imagine Charlie in a city with 10,000 strippers? It could be like a Godzilla movie - if Godzilla were a naked, drug-addled man.

Tattbits

* Adding to his many honors, Sean Connery now has a bronze bust in Tallinn, the capital of Estonia.

The bust of Scotland's most famous actor was unveiled yesterday by British Ambassador Peter Carter outside Tallinn's Scottish Club, whose members include Estonians enamored with Scotland and a handful of expatriate Scots.

The president of the Scottish Club, which started as a whiskey-sampling society in the early 1990s, says it got the idea of honoring "Scots who have made a difference" a few years back. It already has a bust of 18th-century Scottish poet Robert Burns.

We're waiting for the bust of Cheryl Cole.

* "Daily Show"

host Jon Stewart is joining the board of the foundation building the 9/11 memorial in New York.

Stewart was to be appointed to the National September 11 Memorial & Museum board at a meeting yesterday afternoon - weather permitting.

The memorial - twin reflecting pools set above the fallen towers' footprints - is set to open to the public by this Sept. 11.

* Bob Seger and

his Silver Bullet Band are heading out on the road for the first time in 4 1/2 years.

Seger's management and record company say the 65-year-old Grammy winner and Rock and Roll Hall of Fame member will start his tour in March.

Dates haven't been announced.

* The Chilean miners who were

rescued after 69 days underground last year are getting a promised trip to Disney World.

Thirty-one of the 33 miners were set to arrive yesterday in Orlando for a seven-day, six-night vacation. They will be joined by their immediate family members (what about mistresses?) and four of their rescuers, who will make up a party of about 160 people.

Each family will also be presented with a $500 Disney gift card to help with any expenses.

Disney head mouse Bob Iger offered to pay for the miners to visit the Orlando attraction shortly after their rescue.

Wonder if they're going to ride "Big Thunder Mountain Railroad" and its runaway mine car.

* Kim Kardash-

ian recently told "Piers Morgan Tonight" that the most expensive gift she ever bought herself was a $115,000 watch.

So she wouldn't sound self-indulgent, Kim explained, "I got a really good deal and I traded two in for it. So technically I was out of pocket about $50,000 or $60,000. I don't think I could ever go and just spend that much."

No matter how expensive the watch, Kim, at some point your 15 minutes is going to be up.

Daily News wire services contributed to this report.

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