Tattle | Paris Hilton now a little less exposed

IF YOU'VE BEEN waiting for just the right moment to shell out $40 so you could enter the Internet world of

Paris Hilton

's junk, that yacht may have sailed.

A federal judge who's probably checked out all the good stuff already has issued a temporary injunction against the ParisExposed.com Web site peddling personal pictures, videos, diaries, and other items that the randy rich girl once kept at a storage facility somebody forgot to pay for.

Paris sued ParisExposed.com last month, accusing it of exploiting her private personal belongings for commercial gain. The injunction temporarily bars the site from releasing Hilton's Social Security number, health data and other personal information.

When we checked last night, the entire site was down (refunds?), which means the footage of Paris smoking weed, prancing around naked, bathing, cursing, making racist remarks and acting like a drunken slut are gone also.

Web site entrepreneur Bardia Persa, who reportedly paid $10 million for the Parisian artifacts, has been ordered to court on Feb. 16 to explain why the injunction should be lifted.

Paris's spokesman, Elliott Mintz, was pleased by the move.

"I know what this has done personally and emotionally to Paris," Mintz said. "As far as I'm concerned, this is the most disturbing intrusion upon the privacy of a public figure that I've ever witnessed. "

* How can one intrude upon Paris Hilton's privacy?

A red carpet hasn't been woven that she hasn't eagerly walked.

She's turned her life and friendship into a reality TV show.

There was that sex tape.

And even her bed-mates blab on about the most intimate details of her night life.

"Girls Gone Wild" purveyor Joe Francis was on Howard Stern's show and felt compelled to tell the world that Paris is better in bed than fellow party girls Kimberly Stewart, Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid. He mentioned this, of course, not because Paris needs the ink, but because it shows that Joe is a serious playa.

"Paris is better in the sack than anyone else," Joe said. "She is amazing in bed."

And why is that, Joe? Is it the pillow talk? The cuddling?

She "gives the best oral sex," he said. "Yes, she's better at it than Lindsay Lohan!"

Better than Lindsay? Oh, bite your foul-mouthed tongue.

Just wait until Lindsay gets out of rehab.

"Paris was at her best at oral sex when she was 22 years old," Joe added. "If you look at the tapes on that [ParisExposed.com] site, that's when she was the greatest."

If only we could, Joe. But some judge is concerned about Paris' privacy.

As for Tara between the sheets, Joe was not so complimentary.

"Tara is the worst in bed," he told Stern. "I love Tara, but, honestly, she pretty much lays there.

"And I had sex with her a lot."

Folks with manners must long for the days when boorish behavior was merely kiss-and-tell.

No love story

Ryan O'Neal was arrested Saturday morning at his Malibu home and accused of assault with a deadly weapon and negligent discharge of a firearm. He was released on a $50,000 bond.

The alleged victim? His son, Griffin.

Deputies and paramedics were called to O'Neal's home at 12:30 a.m. Saturday "regarding a battery that had occurred," Los Angeles County Sheriff's Lt. John Benedict said yesterday.

"Deputies determined . . . Griffin O'Neal, his son, had been assaulted by his father," Benedict said.

Benedict could provide no details on what caused the dispute. The Associated Press reported that no one was treated for injuries, but TMZ.com said a 22-year-old female friend of Griffin's (he's 42) was "inadvertently" injured at the scene and transported to a local hospital.

* In happier news for O'Neal, "Extra" reported at the end of last week that his longtime lover/friend Farrah Fawcett was declared cancer-free after surgery on Jan. 29. Farrah is now fielding TV, theater and book offers.

Time for that "Charlie's Angels" reunion.

Tattbits

* Variety reports that Penelope Cruz will join the cast of the movie Woody Allen is shooting this summer in Spain.

Cruz will speak English, Spanish and Woody in the film.

* We goofed up news of a Led Zeppelin reunion, so take this one with a grain of salt: The London Sun is reporting a possible reunion of . . .

WHAM!

The rumor is that George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley will record new songs in New York this summer with producer Steve Lillywhite.

Michael's manager, of course, denies the whole thing.

* K-Fed has something to say to those who were offended by his Nationwide Insurance Super Bowl ad featuring him as a fast-food worker: He's "really sorry."

"The commercial is completely intended for me, making fun of myself and my own situation," he said. "It has nothing to do with anybody in the fast-food industry at all. So, you know, if we've offended anybody, I'm really sorry about that."

It's a "'Saturday Night Live' skit on myself," he added. "Maybe it'll land me some good roles in Hollywood."

K-Fed, are you daydreaming again? *

Daily News wire services and the London Sun contributed to this report.

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