Rather see a Bill O'Reilly-approved New Year's Eve bash on your TV than wallow in liberal tunes and ultra-Leftist sparkly Ball Drop? Fox News Channel is holding its own All American New Year from 11 p.m. to 12:30 a.m. Dec. 31 hosted by the right kind of people: lovely America Live news anchor Megyn Kelly and the equally handsome America's Newsroom co-host Bill Hemmer, with special appearances by Fox News' Greg Gutfeld, Kimberly Guilfoyle, Rick Leventhal, and Maria Molina. Alas, no Bill O'.

There'll be music and dancin' with country music duo Big & Rich, Trace Adkins, and the cast of the Tony Award-nominated Rock of Ages.

Alas, neither the sparkly ball nor the Times Square types can be avoided: The show airs live from that New York hotspot.