What would you feed the Simpsons if they came to your house?

Homer may not be able to outthink most people, but he can eat anybody under the table. His favorite foods? Pepto Bismol-pink iced doughnuts, Duff Beer (see today's Joe Sixpack column), pork chops, pancakes, pizza, and a doughnut burger with cheese from Krusty Burger.

Marge usually keeps her meals on the simple side. But she has a few specialties, including her famous butterscotch chicken, fruit punch (using a recipe from the Fruit Punch Advisory Board), Rice Krispies squares, Tang, and anything with potatoes, which she thinks are "neat."

Bart loves everything from the Kwik-E-Mart, including KrustyO's, Buzz Cola, doughnuts iced in that garish shade of pink, and the hallucination-inducing Squishees.

(A dozen 7-Elevens around the country - though none in the Philly area, unfortunately - have been transformed into Kwik-E-Marts and are selling the above items as a promotional tie-in with the Simpsons movie.)

Lisa is the family's culinary conscience. She can chow on junk food with the best of them, but when she became a vegetarian (with the help of a certain former Beatle), she rejected meat, especially bacon.

Forever the baby of the family, Maggie is rarely without her red pacifier. According to her Uncle Herb's baby translator, she is partial to dog food.