Tattle | Lindsay is 'held' for 84 minutes

IF YOU DO the crime, you've got to serve the time.

Lindsay Lohan turned herself in at the Los Angeles County women's detention center, in Lynwood, at 10:30 a.m. yesterday to pay her debt to society for a drunk-driving offense. She was searched, fingerprinted and placed in a holding cell in the inmate reception area.

She was then released. Eighty-four minutes.

Two minutes longer than Nicole Richie.

* The Neville Brothers are returning to New Orleans next year to assume the role they held for more than a decade - the closing act of the New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival.

It will be the group's first hometown performance since Hurricane Katrina struck Aug. 29, 2005, flooding 80 percent of New Orleans and scattering the four brothers across the country.

Art, 69, is the only one living in New Orleans since Katrina. Charles, 68, is living in the Northampton, Mass., area; Cyril, 59, is in Austin, Texas; and Aaron, 66, is in Nashville.

* Kanye West has pulled out of a performance at the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show following the death of his mother, Donda, last weekend.

He will be replaced by Will.i.am. The show taped yesterday for an airing on Dec. 4.

* David Grasso, president of Grasso Holdings, and his film company, Tycoon Entertainment, have just started production on "The Human Contract," written and directed by Jada Pinkett Smith. Grasso and partner David Dinenberg will co-executive produce the film with Overbrook native Will Smith.

"Contract" is Grasso's third film as a producer. He's also working on a documentary with John Legend. And he still wears his real-estate hat, this week opening the Valley Square Lifestyle Center, in Warrington.

* Hugh Hefner has donated $2 million to USC's School of Cinematic Arts.

"Uh, for my short film, professor, I'd like to shoot Miss November beneath a waterfall." *

Daily News wire services contributed to this report.

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