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Sideshow: Confirming a pregnancy and a disdain

Lisa Marie Presley, 40, has never been one to suffer fools gladly. So, yesterday, when she confirmed on her MySpace page that she is pregnant with her first child with husband Michael Lockwood (she has a boy and a girl from her first marriage), she added a few bilious words about the press. She said reporters hounded her all week about her recent weight gain, and they wrote "slanderous and degrading stories."

Lisa Marie Presley

, 40, has never been one to suffer fools gladly.

So, yesterday, when she confirmed on her MySpace page that she is pregnant with her first child with husband

Michael Lockwood

(she has a boy and a girl from her first marriage), she added a few bilious words about the press. She said reporters hounded her all week about her recent weight gain, and they wrote "slanderous and degrading stories."

"Once they got a glimpse of my expanding physique . . . they have been like a pack of coyotes," says LMP. "How they have handled themselves with this has been nothing short of . . . disgusting."

Fey: It ain't fair, babe

Upper Darby's favorite daughter

Tina Fey

, 37, who in January won a Golden Globe for her role on

30 Rock

, tells Parade mag she's disturbed by the anti-feminist, consumerist ideology behind those Disney princess dolls that her 2-year-old daughter

Alice

loves way too much: "That a girl would really aspire to be the Little Mermaid, a beautiful redhead with no legs who waits for her prince! Who literally gives up her voice!"

Yet she's equally critical of the faux-feminist consumer ideology on which she was raised: "I think my generation has been slightly tricked in that you're really encouraged to try to have it all," by aggressively pursuing a career and having lots of kids. "And sometimes your body will not let you wait as long as you want."

Fey's film

Baby Mama

, which is set in Philly, opens April 25.

Seinfeld: It ain't me, babe

Western Civ's greatest comic,

Jerry Seinfeld

, yesterday rubbished a New York Post report that he'll star in a new NBC sitcom.

Sources told the Post that Seinfeld, who years ago promised never to return to the boob tube, was developing a

Curb Your Enthusiasm

-esque show in which he would star as "Jerry Seinfeld." (

Curb

stars

Seinfeld

cocreator

Larry David

as "Larry David.")

Lohan's musical mix

"I want it to be

dance

,"

Lindsay Lohan

tells People about her new CD, which she is recording. "I want it to be kind of

Kylie Minogue

-meets-

Rihanna

."

Rihanna does good works

Speaking of Rihanna, the singer has helped find a donor for a leukemia patient named

Lisa Gershowitz Flynn

, who desperately needs a bone marrow transplant.

"When I heard about Lisa's plight, my heart broke," the singer told People. For her part, Flynn is ecstatic. "The English language does not have words that are adequate to thank someone for working to save your life," said the 41-year-old New Yorker.

Affection from a costar

"If I saw him, I'd throw my arms around him and love him up." So says

Jennifer Grey

about her

Dirty Dancing

costar

Patrick Swayze

, who has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer.

Local appearances

Mike Bowe

of Martini Lounge Radio (WHAT-AM, 1340) will host a broadcast and benefit for the violence-reduction programs of Physicians for Social Responsibility from 3 to 6 p.m. tomorrow at Manayunk Brewery & Restaurant.

Last month's 40th-anniversary party for Electric Factory Concerts, drawing a who's who of Philly music, will be the subject of an

Erin O'Hearn

-hosted special tonight at 7 on 6ABC.