Let's start with this Twitter tweet from that 'tweet Twitterer,
: "Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time. . . . " LiLo's in India filming a BBC 3 documentary on human trafficking in India. Noted! Now, let's get to those celebrities and lies. . . .
We'll say this about
: So many women are involved that they're fighting among themselves! How great is that? On NBC's
yesterday, one mistress-claimant and model,
, told host
she chilled with El Tigre but took no money, and then denied she worked for escort-service proprietor
. Braun says Jungers is, like, stinky-lyin': Braun says that she paid Jungers and another lass,
, to go keep lonely Tiger company, and that she has the 1099 tax forms to prove it! It's like watching the Philly marathon: Someone new is always coming into the picture.
From "Peace Train" to the Army-Navy game! Today's Army-Navy face-off at Lincoln Financial Field will be all-Philly and no mistake. The pregame music will be "I Am an American," an anthem penned by "Philadelphia Sound" cocreator
. He wrote it as part of his effort to combat homelessness among veterans. A CD, sung by
Temple University Symphony and Choir
, appeared last year. A DVD documentary is also out,
I Am an American: The Making of an Anthem
, with proceeds donated to aid homeless vets. Scenes from the docu will play at Lincoln Financial as the anthem sounds. This, BTW, is the 110th Army-Navy game and the 87th time it has been played in the COBL.
A hearty "Hiya!" to
Hank Baskett IV
, a big 9-pound, 5-ounce baby boonerboofer boy born to
, wife of former Eagles football-catcher
, now with the Indianapolis Colts. Mom, baby, and slightly less relevant dad are all fine.
We hope not. Those two clever Kiwis from New Zealand,
also known as the duo
Flight of the Conchords
, say on their Web site, or seem to say, that the show is done after two seasons. That would be terrible. It's not 100 percent clear. Here's the post: "We've noticed the less we say about the future of the show, the more people want to talk about it. So in an effort to reverse this trend we are today announcing that we won't be returning for a third season." Could be a joke. Maybe they're just saying, "Hush for a bit, people." Or maybe it really is all over. Why, HBO?
On the Champs-Élysées, there was singer/actress
, walking with a male person, and so overwhelmed by the romance of Paris in December was she that she pasted him, mwah!, right
en plein aire
! From photos, it appears to be her bf,
, her costar in
The Last Song
. He doesn't look altogether ready for it, either, but hey, that's young love.
He is, that is, if he's gorgeous
and he's cheating on
, a nice and blindingly lovely person. Even in the celeb cosmos, where it's commonplace for guys to cheat on the most beautiful women in history,
would be a case of male pattern dumbness! Last month, Jess strictly denied rumors of a split with the former Mouseketeer. But at an NYC release party at Hudson Terrace Wednesday for the new
Shock Value II
, JT (love those initials!) was swarmed by lovelies and likin' it. He left the bash with pal
and a buncha wimmens, headed for the ominously named Boom Boom Room. C'mon, man, go see about Jess and be good!