Tattle: 'Bombshell' has one for Sandra Bullock

HOLY RUMSPRINGA!

According to RadarOnline.com, the "Bombshell" who dropped a bombshell on Sandra Bullock yesterday, claiming she'd had an 11-month affair with Sandra's husband, Jesse James, was raised Amish.

The roller derby-named Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, says she left the sect at 16.

The rumor/news comes as a blow to Bullock's banner year - two hit movies, an Oscar, an allegedly supportive husband. Yesterday she decided to skip the upcoming London premiere of "The Blind Side," due to this blind-siding.

It seems that while Bullock was on top of the world, James was on top of Michelle, tuning her up in his Monster Garage, according to In Touch Weekly.

The reality TV mechanic, who once was wed to porn star Janine Lindemulder, with whom he's in a custody battle over their daughter, is alleged to have started the affair with tattoo model Michelle (who Radar says is a mother of two and former adult Web site model) after she sought a modeling job at James' West Coast Choppers.

According to Michelle, she and James began having regular sex (Intercourse? Bird in Hand?), while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting "The Blind Side."

"I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man," Michelle told In Touch Weekly in an exclusive interview. "He gave me the impression they were separated."

As these all-too-common stories are required to have at least one intimate sexual detail, this one is that Michelle says she nicknamed Jesse, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so "well-endowed." She also said that he didn't use a condom and didn't wear underwear.

We sure hope he wore underwear under that Oscars tuxedo.

Especially if it was a rental.

"Bombshell" said that when she first met Jesse and he invited her back to his house, she asked him, "What's going on with you and Sandra?"

He reportedly said, "She doesn't live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can't talk about it."

Assuming the pair had split, Michelle said, "We had intimate relations . . . two or three times," that night - and began what she believed was a serious relationship, consisting of constant texting and frequent sex.

As the story began to break yesterday, James closed his Twitter account - or at least the account believed to be his. It is unclear what prompted Michelle to tell this story to In Touch at this time, but if James has a dent in his head in the shape of an Oscar, we totally understand.

Fox, Conan talk

According to the Los Angeles Times, Fox Broadcasting is inching closer to bringing Conan O'Brien back to late night.

Rupert Murdoch is in favor.

The goal is to have all the t's crossed on a deal by mid-May so Fox can make the big announcement on May 17 when it unveils its fall line-up.

The big sticking point remains how to keep Fox affiliates happy - they make good money off those late-night sitcom reruns.

Tattbits

* A Phoenix judge has ordered DMX (aka Earl Simmons) to spend six months in jail for violating probation and to undergo a mental health evaluation.

He could be released from jail earlier if he's accepted into a drug rehabilitation program.

* In Yuma, Arizona, a bench warrant was issued Tuesday for Lil Wayne (aka Dwayne Carter), who is facing drug and weapons charges in Arizona, after he failed to appear in court for a final trial management conference.

But Wayne's attorney, James Tilson, said he couldn't appear because he's in a New York jail serving another sentence.

Now that's a legitimate excuse.

* Phish has announced a summer tour that hits the Susquehanna Bank Center in Camden June 24-25.

* Justin Bieber will also tour this summer. He'll be at the Sun National Bank Center in Trenton on June 24.

It's just like TV - all the good shows are on at the same time.

* The Hollywood Reporter says Philadelphia native Lee Daniels is casting "Selma," a "Precious"-like look at one of Marge Simpson's sisters.

No, it's not about that. It's about Martin Luther King Jr.'s historic civil rights marches.

British actor David Oyelowo will play King and Hugh Jackman is on board as a racist sheriff. The part of Alabama Gov. George Wallace remains open.

* Life & Style magazine asks if Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag may have been brainwashed by their spiritual adviser? Wouldn't that imply that they have brains?

* According to People, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" stars Kaitlin Olson and Rob McElhenney are expecting their first child in August. "Rob and I are so excited it's stupid," Kaitlin said.

* Donald Trump is always looking out for the little guy.

Knowing the economy is in the dumper and jobs are tight, Donald's got a plan. He's bringing back "The Apprentice."

"We've got to do something about the economy and this is a terrific way to provide jobs as well as business lessons along the way," Trump said in a statement. " . . . I'm proud to be putting people back to work, and to positively changing the psychology of America."

Gee, thanks. Fourteen whole people will get a chance at employment on "The Apprentice," and 13 of them will be fired within four months.

Said producer Mark Burnett. "Millions of Americans have lost their jobs, millions of Americans have accepted jobs they don't like and millions of Americans are about to leave school looking for a job.

"This year's 'Apprentice' will feature a cast selected from these three areas. And even though only one will win the prize, all other contestants will get Donald Trump's personal advice to help them find their dream jobs."

Tattle can feel the economy turning around already.

Daily News wire services contributed to this report.

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