Tattle: More tales of Jesse: A foursome with tat artist

TATTLE IS SO sick of the Jesse James-Sandra Bullock scandal, which gets more twisted than a pretzel every day, we'd like to take a moment out from our regularly scheduled sleaze for some good news:

Jerome Allen has officially been named the head basketball coach at Penn. (See Dick Jerardi's story on Page 54.)

Now to the smut.

Call the exterminator, the cockroaches are continuing to come out of the woodwork.

Tattoo artist Eric McDougall, owner of Ocean Beach Tattoo and Piercing in San Diego, and his receptionist, Skittles Valentine, have decided to tell Life & Style magazine all about the foursome they had with Jesse James and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee last June.

Skittles says she even had sex with Jesse without a condom.

Woo hoo! Way to go, Skittles!

While Sandra was away promoting "The Proposal," the kinky quartet played together after a booze-filled night following the Ink-N-Iron tattoo festival.

"Michelle came into my shop and was like, 'I'd like to introduce you to my boyfriend,'" Eric told Life & Style. "I recognized Jesse right away."

After Eric provided some free ink to fill in Jesse's octopus tatt, Jesse and Bombshell returned with the alcohol.

Bombshell began kissing Skittles and then they all ended up in the tattoo parlor's private back room.

"Jesse and Michelle both wanted Skittles," Eric said.

Because she's colorful and tarty?

"Eric and I were having sex, so we switched off, and Jesse and I had sex," Skittles told Life & Style.

"I had an awesome time. I think Jesse is so cute."

But eventually Bombshell got jealous of Skittles' attentions to Jesse - CATFIGHT! - and the two ended up in a hair-pulling brawl.

* According to RadarOnline.com,

Jesse tried to save his marriage by telling Sandra (by phone), "I'll get help like Tiger Woods did."

How lame is that?

Sandra reportedly told Jesse that she didn't care if he got help, she was outtttttttta there.

On Monday, Jesse checked himself into the Sierra Tucson rehab facility in Arizona for 45 days, RadarOnline reported.

The cost? Ap-proximately 60Gs.

"James was very quiet and sullen when he checked himself in on Monday, and he didn't really talk with anyone," an insider told Radar.

After following the Tiger case for months, Tattle feels like enough of an expert in sex addiction to give Dr. Drew a run for his money.

But is this really sex addiction?

Back when Tattle was a lad, we collected baseball cards.

Every week, we'd use our allowance to buy packs of baseball cards. We'd trade them, flip them, organize them by teams, all the stuff one does as a kid when you obsess about baseball cards.

But mom and dad never took us to a clinic to deal with our baseball- card addiction, because we weren't addicted to baseball cards.

We LIKED baseball cards!

Jesse James likes having sex with skanky freaks.

A heroin addict can't help himself - he'd sell his mother for a fix.

A food addict will eat himself into the hospital.

But when Sandra came home from the road, Jesse controlled his "addiction." When he lapped up her praise on the awards circuit, he controlled his "addiction."

It's not like he was having sex backstage with Miss Golden Globes.

In fact, his "addiction" was so finely tuned that he had sex only with slim women with big breasts and lots of tattoos - women who looked a lot like his ex-wife.

And that requires a different kind of therapy.

Hello, Voyeur

The West Hollywood club Voyeur is trying to do some rebranding after being labeled a strip joint and a bondage club in a tiny GOP scandal.

The club's owners are appalled at being labeled some run-of-the-mill boob bar.

"Voyeur is an exclusive gathering place featuring avant-garde, live art installations," the club said in a statement to RadarOnline.com. "Voyeur is not a strip club or bondage club. Voyeur caters to high-end clientele and respects the privacy of all of our guests."

Our bad. It's the Union League with a dungeon.

LL Cool J,

in his own words

In its original release about the new Sarah Palin-hosted show, "Real American Stories," Fox News said the debut episode would feature interviews with Toby Keith, LL Cool J ("NCIS: Los Angeles") and former GE chief exec Jack Welch.

Our first thought was wow, LL Cool J and Sarah Palin. That's an interesting pairing. Who knew? Turns out, not LL Cool J.

While the actor/rapper was to be part of a segment called "In Their Own Words," he wasn't

interviewed for the show but for the Fox News Web site, for a feature called . . . "Real American Stories."

The Los Angeles Times reported the show will now debut tomorrow night without the segment featuring LL, after he complained that the network had misleadingly repurposed a two-year-old piece.

"Fox lifted an old interview I gave in 2008 to someone else and are misrepresenting to the public in order to promote Sarah Palin's show," LL Cool J posted Tuesday night on his Twitter page. "WOW."

"This statement is not a reflection of any feelings LL has toward Fox News or Ms. Palin, whom he has never met, rather a clarification of what we have seen published in the media," LL's spokesperson said.

Fox News claims it legally has the right to air the footage but has decided not to.

It does sometimes lob Jon Stewart a softball.

Daily News wire services contributed to this report.

E-mail gensleh@phillynews.com