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Sideshow: Michaels remains critical

According to People mag, Bret Michaels, Poison lead guy and cast member of Celebrity Apprentice, remains in critical condition after a cerebral hemorrhage Thursday. Michaels, 47, had an appendectomy April 12. On Wednesday he'd been blogging that he wasn't

According to People mag, Bret Michaels, Poison lead guy and cast member of Celebrity Apprentice, remains in critical condition after a cerebral hemorrhage Thursday. Michaels, 47, had an appendectomy April 12. On Wednesday he'd been blogging that he wasn't feeling too hot. Thursday he complained of searing headaches and was taken to the ICU of an undisclosed hospital. Doctors are searching for the source of his cranial bleeding. Posts on his Web site Sunday reported slurred speech, dizziness, and blurry vision.

On draggy weekend, 'Dragons' on top

On a blah movie weekend, down 20 percent from a year ago, How to Train Your Dragon regained the top of the charts, according to Sunday studio guesses. The DreamWorks film took in $15 mil. Second was the Jennifer Lopez romcom The Back-up Plan with $12.2 mil - not bad for J-Lo, off screen since 2006. Third was Tina Fey/Steve Carell romper Date Night, with $10.6 mil. The Losers, with Chris Evans and Zoe Saldana, opened flat, in fourth at $9.6 million. Kick-Ass, last weekend's top, kicked air, free-falling 52 percent to $9.5 mil and fifth. Rest of the best: (6) Clash of the Titans, $9 mil; (7) Death at a Funeral, $8 mil; (8) suspense-filled, action-packed Oceans, a Disney doc, $8 mil; (9) Miley Cyrus boohooer The Last Song, $4 mil; and (10) Alice in Wonderland, with $2.2 mil (but $327 mil total domestic so far).

They're messing with the Lohan

Can you say "downward spiral"? We know you can. So can Lindsay Lohan, who, according to RadarOnline.com, just got fired from The Other Side, said to star Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews, and Alanis Morissette. Writer/director David Michaels says simply, "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay."

A closing burst of smithereens

Michael C. Hall, supertalented star of Showtime's Dexter, will return to his job, says star and wife Jennifer Carpenter. In January, Hall said he had Hodgkin's lymphoma. Carpenter says treatment was successful and he's going back to work. . . . According to AnythingHollywood.com, rehabster Charlie Sheen and wife Brooke Mueller are now living apart. . . . Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna are in a feline spat, says Unnamed Blabber to InTouch. Over a video, or was it a book?, they went from snit to mutual hate. Other gossip blogs say not so! All lies! Ain't it great? A blog fight about a star fight. . . . Hosannah for Jersey Shore tongue-flapper Jenni Farley, also known as JWoWW! Talking to Harper's Bazaar 'bout her celebrated breast implants, JWoWW said: "I'd do it every year if I could." . . . What does that mean? . . . Not to be outdumbed, castmate Snooki, doin' shots with JWoWW at Miami bar Ocean's 10, got in a fight and threw food and slapped a guy, who poured his drink on her. . . . Or was that just a rehearsal? . . . Sean Murray (NCIS) and wife Carrie produced a bairn Thursday, River James Murray. Sean's still endorphin-cuckoo, sounds like: "Carrie and I are pretty Zen'd out right now," he tells People mag. Uh, no, Sean, Carrie is tired, OK? Get outta bed and change that diaper!