The Ellen DeGeneres Show
(3 p.m., NBC10) - Talk show host Meredith Vieira; Taylor Swift performs.
Two and a Half Men (9 p.m., CBS3) - An angry Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after he discovers that Alan has been dating Lyndsey.
Mike & Molly (9:30 p.m., CBS3) - Joyce's boyfriend, Vince, tries to befriend Mike.
Breakout Kings (10 p.m., A&E) - Drug kingpin Carmen Vega escapes while attending her son's funeral and goes to work on a plan to reclaim the family business.
Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition (10:01 p.m., 6ABC) - Rachel is 21 and weighs almost 400 pounds.
Conan (11 p.m., TBS) - Jeff Bridges; Nick Swardson; Far East Movement performs.
Late Show With David Letterman (11:35 p.m., CBS3) - Norm Macdonald; C.C. Sabathia; Willie Nelson, Wynton Marsalis, and Norah Jones.
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno (11:35 p.m., NBC10) - Kate Hudson; Chris Hemsworth; Sergio Mendes; Siedah Garrett.
Jimmy Kimmel Live (Midnight, 6ABC) - Albert Brooks; Chaz Bono; Rammstein performs.
Lopez Tonight (Midnight, TBS) - Dwayne Johnson; Cat Deeley; Kimberly Clark; Zakk Wylde.