Sideshow: Busy guy: Babes by 2 beauties?
Let's talk about guys who get everything, OK? Like this guy François-Henri Pinault. Dude is French, gets to have that weird little hook off the c in his name, is a billionaire (Yes! In a socialist state!), and may go around fecundating impossibly beautiful women! We already know Frank-Hank's fathered
Let's talk about guys who get
everything
, OK?
Like this guy François-Henri Pinault. Dude is French, gets to have that weird little hook off the c in his name, is a billionaire (Yes! In a socialist state!), and may go around fecundating impossibly beautiful women! We already know Frank-Hank's fathered a child by Mexican stun-gun Salma Hayek. Her daughter, Valentina Paloma, was born in 2007, and mom and dad wed in 2009. Now, says the New York Post, FHP may also be the father of another 4-year-old: son Augustin James, by frighteningly gorgeous Canadian-Italian Linda Evangelista. She has been classily mum about the father's identity, but the Post thinks it's got the goods. Augustin was born in October 2006 and Valentina in September 2007 . . . not a bad year's work, n'cest pas, François?
The stinger stung?
Chris Hansen
hosts the
NBC Dateline
show
To Catch a Predator
. You know, where hidden cameras catch would-be pervs? Ah, but Chris, 52, may have been caught Bo-Diddlin' behind his wife
Mary Joan
's back . . . by a hidden camera. He allegedly was video'd on a naughty date with journalist
Kristyn Caddell
, only two decades younger. They went out to eat, then to her apartment, to play, we're sure, Wii baseball. The National Enquirer helpfully posted the footage on its website.
'Five' to replace one
Fox has announced its summer replacement for departed opinionator Glenn Beck. The show, called The Five, features a rotating panel of hosts that includes Juan Williams, Greg Gutfeld, Dana Perino, Eric Bolling, and Andrew Napolitano. A nationally televised audition!
A dandruff of small bits
Rumors abound that a prequel to Sex and the City may be in the offing, with, say, Blake Lively as Carrie and Selena Gomez as Charlotte. Boy, if they go any younger, they'll have to title it Diapers in the Suburbs. . . . Brooke Mueller, ex of Charlie Sheen, has finished her 45-day rehab stint. . . . Brit supermodel Kate Moss married Killers singer Jamie Hince Friday in the Cotswolds. Guests included Naomi Campbell, Kelly Osbourne, and the unspellable Rhys Ifans. Kate's dress is said to be by John Galliano, the designer rung up in French court for ranting anti-Semitically. . . . Will.i.am, front guy for the Black Eyed Peas, had to scram out of the swankola London Hilton because it caught on fire. . . . Cuddly, adorable Mike Tyson renewed his vows Monday in Vegas with wifey Lakiha. Hey, if he says it twice, he probably means it. . . . Love the Twitter war between Twit-King Ashton Kutcher and the Village Voice! A-Kutch and his adult wife, Demi Moore, are on an anti-sex-trafficking campaign, and the cutups at the Voice are dissing their stats. Nasty tweets are flyin'! . . . Liam Gallagher, bro of Noel of former band Oasis, and now singer in Beady Eye, says (A) he's been sober six months, and (B) he wouldn't have gone to his estranged brother's wedding to Sarah McDonald even if he had been invited. Which, um, he wasn't. . . . 78 seasonally mating diamond terrapins shut down a busy JFK runway Wednesday. We love the Buzzfeed headline: TURTLE SEX CAUSES MASSIVE DELAY AT JFK AIRPORT. Happens every year!